Today's Agenda:
9:00 AM - Introduction to the Pointless Committee
9:05 AM - "The Importance of Doing Absolutely Nothing" by Guest Speaker, Professor Procrastination
10:00 AM - Coffee Break (Please bring your own coffee)
10:15 AM - "The Art of Bureaucratic Jargon" by Committee Secretary, B. McScribe
11:45 AM - Lunch Break (Food will be provided, but it's just a box of stale crackers)
12:00 PM - "The Ethics of Pointlessness" by Committee Chair, Dr. Pointless
2:00 PM - Adjournment (Please don't forget to turn off the lights)