What We Do (Or Rather, What Doesn't)
We are a group of highly trained, highly paid professionals who spend most of our time staring at this wall.
We also spend a significant amount of time arguing over who ate the last donut in the break room.
Our motto is: "If we're not accomplishing anything, we're at least accomplishing nothing."
What Doesn't Work
We have a strict no-sarcasm policy. But it's not like we're enforcing it or anything.
Our meetings are always on Fridays, unless someone forgets to schedule them.
Our budget is "as much money as we can spend on donuts."
Our Mottoes