Proposed Solutions
1. Randomly assign the mug.
2. Have a fight over it.
3. Just let Bob do it, he's the one who usually does everything.
But wait, what about THE COFFEE MUG COMMITTEE?
That's right, a committee to decide who gets to decide who gets the mug. It's a real thing.
Members of The Coffee Mug Committee will convene to discuss and deliberate on the best course of action for mug allocation, using a complex set of criteria including but not limited to:
Mug-ability (the ability to properly hold a mug)
Mug-ness (the quality of the mug's aesthetic appeal)
Mug-itude (the amount of coffee one can consume)