Agenda Item 1: Discussing the importance of discussing agendas
This is a meeting about meetings, where we'll talk about the meetings we're in.
We'll spend 2 hours discussing the merits of discussing, and another hour on the importance of not discussing.
Agenda Item 2: The Chairperson's Hairpiece
A delicate topic, really.
Is it a toupee, a wig, or perhaps a finely crafted hairpiece?
Agenda Item 3: Lunch Break
Free time to grab a sandwich and reflect on the meaninglessness of our existence.
Subcommittee: The Actual Chairperson's Secret Lair
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