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Due to unforeseen circumstances, we are pleased to present the most convoluted, absurd, and utterly useless schedule for the 2021 Foosball Frenzy tournaments.
A series of completely random, unscientifically-derived pairings will be determined by a mysterious algorithm known as "Committee Member's Gut Feel".
In a shocking turn of events, our esteemed committee members will debate the merits of different foosball tournament formats. Expect impassioned speeches and heated arguments about the merits of 3-player vs 4-player teams.