Pointless Committee: Agenda for the Ages

Welcome to the most underwhelming, unproductive meeting you'll ever attend. Our agenda for the day includes:

• 10am-11am: What is this even?
• 11:30am-12:10pm: Pizza Party (BYOP: Bring Your Own Pineapple)
• 12:00pm-1:30pm: What is the point of this committee, anyway?
• 2:30pm-3:30pm: Bureaucratic Red Tape (because who needs actual work, right?)

Don't forget to bring your favorite pointless pen to take notes!