Committee Meeting Minutes, June 15, 2022

Agenda Item 1: "The Importance of Doing Absolutely Nothing"

• Chairperson, John Smith, opened the meeting at 2:00 PM sharp.
• Secretary, Jane Doe, took minutes, but not actual notes.
• Members present: Bob Johnson, Alice Brown, and the occasional guest.

Agenda Item 2: "The Great Sock Puppet Debate"

• Bob Johnson argued that sock puppets are the key to world peace.
• Alice Brown countered that sock puppets are, in fact, a threat to global stability.
• Chairperson, John Smith, called for a 15-minute break.

Agenda Item 3: "The Mystery of the Missing Donuts"

• Someone ate all the donuts from the break room.
• No one claimed responsibility, but everyone suspected Bob Johnson.
• Meeting adjourned at 4:30 PM.

Next meeting: same time, same place, same lack of productivity.

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