10:00 AM - Welcome and Introduction
10:05 AM - Review of the Review Committee's Review of the Review Committee
10:15 AM - Debate on the Meaning of "Nothing" in the Context of Committee Business
11:30 AM - Lunch Break (because we forgot to schedule it)
12:00 PM - Discussion on the Importance of Meeting Schedules in a Post-Postmodern World
3:00 PM - Conclusion and Adjournment of the Meeting (but let's be real, we'll just go to the break room)