Discussion of utterly unimportant topic, "The Color of Pencil Lead in Modern Art" will be led by Chairperson, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth.
- 10:00 AM - Introduction and awkward small talk with the janitor
- 10:15 AM - Theoretical analysis of Pencil Lead's impact on the art world
- 12:00 PM - Lunch break. Please bring your own snacks, as the vending machine is still on the fritz
- 1:00 PM - Theoretical analysis continues, with a focus on the color blue
- 3:00 PM - Conclusion and awkward goodbyes
Item 3 - The History of Forgotten Socks
Item 4 - The Art of Extreme Ironing