Pointless Committee: Meeting Notes

Meeting Minutes - 2023-03-16

Chairperson: Bureaucrat McFlufferson

Attendees: Various uninterested committee members

Points of Discussion:

1. Discussion about the meaninglessness of our existence.
2. Proposal to add more pointless subcommittees to the committee.
3. Decision to spend $100,000 on a pointless study about the history of pointlessness.
4. Agreement to serve free donuts at the next meeting (but only if they're not gluten-free).

Decisions:

• Resolution 1: We shall continue to exist in a state of utter pointlessness.
• Resolution 2: We shall have more meetings to discuss the meaninglessness of our existence.

Subcommittee Reports:

• Unnecessary Subcommittee Report
• Useless Tasks Subcommittee