Item 1: Should We Just Wear Sweatpants?
Discussion of the age-old conundrum: do sweatpants really count as "dressy" enough for our committee meetings?
Subcommittee Chair, Bob: "I say we make a bold statement. If we can wear sweatpants, we can do anything."
Member 3: "But, Bob, what about the pants-lessness-protocol? We can't just abandon our principles."