Treasurer-Mike's Committee of Unbridled Excess

Welcome, suckers! This committee's sole purpose is to discuss things that don't matter. We're like, totally serious about it.

Agenda Item 1: Discuss the importance of excessive spending on novelty socks.
Agenda Item 2: Debate the merits of using 100% of budget on artisanal, small-batch, organic cat food.
Agenda Item 3: Explore the feasibility of replacing all committee members with sentient, AI-powered sock puppets.

(Note: This is just the start of the committee's meeting minutes. If you'll be needing more, I'll be sure to add them.)