Actual Progress - Committee of Pointless Endeavors

Today's Agenda:

• 10:00 AM - 10:05 AM: Discussion about the meaning of "actual progress"
• 10:05 AM - 11:00 AM: Bureaucratic red tape exercise (involving a lot of staplers)
• 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: "Progressive" lunch, featuring a 3-hour PowerPoint presentation on "The History of Progress"
• 12:00 PM - 12:30 PM: Debate on whether or not a 4-hour lunch break is too long
• 12:30 PM - 2:00 PM: More discussion on actual progress, with a focus on actual, real-life, tangible, measurable progress (but not too much progress)
See also: Debates on Progress and Progress and Progress.

Next Meeting:

Thursday. Maybe.

Location: The Committee Room, Floor 3, Building 7, Department of Redundancy, Ministry of Pointlessness.

Chairperson: Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esq.