We are pleased to announce that, after months of deliberating on utterly inconsequential topics, we have finally decided to actually do something.
Our committee, renowned for its ability to waste taxpayer dollars on frivolous pursuits, has been tasked with the monumental undertaking of building a working model of the actual model of a moderately successful project.
This behemoth of bureaucratic red tape and regulatory compliance will require an estimated 3000 hours of committee meetings, 5000 pages of committee reports, and an untold number of coffee breaks.
We invite you to join us for our committee meeting schedule, where you can witness the thrill of committee deliberation in action.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try to find our committee's hidden talent show, featuring committee members doing the cha cha slide.
The actual model is a technical specification document written in 500 pages of dense, impenetrable jargon.
It's a thrill ride of acronyms, abbreviations, and committee-speak that will make your head spin.
Meet our committee in action, as we deliberate on the most pressing issues in our committee agenda.
Don't miss our committee meeting for the chance to see us in all our glory.
Witness the hidden talents of our committee members in our committee talent show, featuring committee members performing the cha cha slide, playing the trombone, and reciting Shakespearean sonnets.
It's a spectacle you won't want to miss!
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