Subcommittee on Snack Strategies
Established in 2023 by the Pointless Committee, this subcommittee is dedicated to exploring the art of snacking during TV binge-watching sessions.
Current Agenda:
- Conducting in-depth research on the optimal snack:toilett paper ratio.
- Developing a comprehensive guide to the art of eating while watching TV without making a mess.
- Evaluating the effects of snack-induced sleep deprivation on productivity.
Snack Technology Innovation
Subcommittee on Snack Technology Innovation
This subcommittee is responsible for developing and testing new snack-related technologies that will revolutionize the world of binge-watching.
Current Research:
- Pineapple-pizza hybrids with automated topping dispensers.
- Nutrient-infused snack packets with integrated flavor-changing crystals.
- Self-cleaning snack bowls with AI-powered crumb management.
Subcommittee on Snack Strategies Meetings
Subcommittee on Snack Strategies Meetings Minutes
Official minutes of all subcommittee meetings, including discussions, decisions, and snack-eating records.