**Agenda for the Ages**
In this esteemed committee, we will tackle the most pressing issue of our time: upgrading our medieval armor with the most advanced technology known to man - STEAM POWER.
We'll focus on the following key initiatives:
- **Steam-Powered Exoskeleton**: Develop a system allowing knights to walk for hours without getting tired, while still maintaining an impressive 50-foot radius of destruction.
- **Thermodynamic Treads**: Create a tread system that can withstand the intense heat generated by our new steam engines, ensuring our knights don't spontaneously combust in battle.
- **Gears of War**: Integrate a sophisticated gear system, allowing our knights to switch between different combat modes, from stealthy ninja to full-on mech-assault.
- **Steam-Powered Sarcasm**: Develop a system that automatically generates witty remarks to distract and demoralize our enemies, giving our knights an unbeatable psychological edge in combat.
**Subcommittee Meetings**: