Resolution 3-A: "To Officially Declare that the Coffee in the Break Room is Always Cold and Bitter"
Proposed by: Subcommittee Chair, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esq.
Seconded by: Subcommittee Vice-Chair, Bertha M. Bottomsworth, RN
Discussion:
Item 3A-1: The current state of the break room coffee is unacceptable and an affront to the very fabric of society.
Item 3A-2: We propose the installation of a coffee machine that brews hot, fresh coffee every 5 minutes, and serves it in delicate, artisanal cups with precisely 3% cream and 1 sugar packet.
Item 3A-3: All dissenters will be forced to drink the current coffee for 30 minutes, and those who survive will be granted an honorary membership to the "I've Had to Drink the Current Coffee" club.
Links:
Subcommittee the Bacon: Agenda Item 1
Subcommittee the Squirrel: Agenda Item 4
Committee the Banana Bread Standards
Next Meeting: TOMORROW