What We Learned
In this section, we've compiled a list of completely irrelevant facts and figures from the past year:
- We spent 37% of our budget on unnecessary coffee machines.
- We successfully implemented 12 new ways to do the same job, because who needs efficiency, anyway?
- We discovered that the phrase "synergy" still doesn't actually mean anything.
- We found out that our meetings can last forever if we just keep saying "can we just quickly discuss this one thing real quick" over and over.
And that's not all we learned. We also learned that the best way to deal with conflict is to just pretend it didn't happen.
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