Committee of Pointless Endeavors: Annual Review Cheatsheets

Because who needs actual accomplishments, right?

Section 6: What We Didn't Do (But Should've)

It's not like we were really trying or anything.

Subsection 6.1: The Great Sock Drawer Debacle

We meant to reorganize the sock drawer in January, but life got in the way. Maybe next year.

Subsection 6.2: The Coffee Machine Conspiracy

We were supposed to get a new coffee maker, but the committee members got distracted by the cat.