We are a committee that exists solely to apologize for things that don't need apologizing for, but we'll do it anyway.
Our apologies are as hollow as the meaninglessness of our existence, but we'll fill the void with platitudes and empty words.
For the sake of appearances, we're here to say: "Sorry, not sorry."
Or, more accurately, "Sorry, we're not sorry that we're here, but we'll pretend to care for the sake of appearances."
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