My alarm clock was kidnapped by ninjas, and I had to negotiate its release.
My cat was having a existential crisis and I had to be there to listen.
I was stuck in a never-ending loop of cat videos.
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I was at the dentist and they forgot to give me my password reset email.
I tried to use the password manager, but it was having an identity crisis.
I was at the beach and my laptop was kidnapped by a seagull.
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The router is having a existential crisis and it's taking a long time to come to terms with itself.
I'm being held hostage by my neighbor's cat's laser pointer.
The internet is having a existential crisis and it's taking a long time to come to terms with itself.
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I was at the DMV and they gave me a 'computer says no' form to fill out.
I tried to use the computer, but it had a existential crisis and it just shut down.
I'm waiting for the repairman to come and fix it, but he's on a existential crisis.
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