Bad Vacation Ideas

Because who needs a beach or a spa?

Staycation 2022: A Year of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Join us for a thrilling adventure of doing absolutely nothing.

Explore the unending expanse of your living room, or venture forth into the uncharted territories of your backyard.

Extreme Prolongedness

Challenge yourself to stare at a wall for an extended period of time.

Test your limits, push your endurance, and see just how long you can maintain eye contact with a blank wall.

Intentional Overplanning

Plan every single minute of your vacation down to the second.

Create intricate spreadsheets and timelines, only to inevitably get stuck in an existential crisis.