This award recognizes the outstanding contribution to the field of staring at a wall. Congratulations to our winner, John Doe, for his dedication to gazing into the abyss of nothingness.
Accepting the award, John Doe said, "I just can't look away. It's like my eyes are stuck in a time loop of boredom." He went on to say, "I'm just waiting for something to happen, but it never does, so I guess I'll just keep staring."
Award for Best Stares in the Bathroom
Staring is the answer. Always.