Committee on Pointless Committee Agendas: Binary Ninja Warfare

• Create a 300-page document justifying the existence of this committee
• Develop a comprehensive plan to rebrand our ninja squad as 'The Committee of Extreme Productivity'
• Host a conference on 'The Art of Doing Nothing: A Study on Efficient Bureaucracy'
• Establish a new policy of mandatory meetings every Thursday at 3 PM

Minutes of our last meeting reveal a shocking trend: 87.5% of committee members arrived late, 12.5% were still in their pajamas.

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