The Committee on Pointless Committee Agendas

Welcome to our committee, where we spend most of our time deciding on what to have for lunch.

• Our Esteemed Members
• The Rules That Govern Us
• The Hierarchy of Pointlessness

Tip 1: How to Deal with Red Tape

First of all, never actually do any work.

Secondly, attend at least three meetings a day.

Thirdly, fill out form 27-B in triplicate.