Pointless Committee Agenda: Advanced Backdoors and Undertows

Meet our expert team of highly trained, utterly useless bureaucrats, here to guide you through the intricacies of Advanced Backdoors and Undertows!

Today's agenda: Backdoor 101: The Art of Doing Nothing in 5 Easy Steps

• 10:00 AM - Introduction to doing nothing, featuring special guest, Bob from Accounting
• 11:00 AM - Backdoor basics: how to fill out form 27B in triplicate
• 12:00 PM - Lunch Break: Eat your feelings away (free sandwiches for the first 50 attendees)
• 1:30 PM - Advanced backdoors: mastering the art of getting lost in a meeting
• 3:00 PM - Panel discussion: "I'm not sure what's going on, but I'm pretty sure someone should be doing something"

Don't forget to bring your favorite "I'm not doing the work" face mask for our special "Bureaucratic Red Tape" workshop, sponsored by our good friends at Obtuse Regulatory Lingo!