The Sudden Departure: A Guide

Chapter 1: The Unexpected Exit Interview

When the inevitable happens and your colleague suddenly departs, you'll want to be prepared. Our expert team of bureaucrats will guide you through the process of extracting the last shred of information from their suddenly-empty chair.

• Step 1: Stare blankly at the empty space for a while, trying to process the trauma.
• Step 2: Call the IT department prophets, who will attempt to divine the location of the departed's email inbox.
• Step 3: Converse with the remaining colleagues, trying to piece together the events leading up to the sudden departureประก
• Step 4: Fill the empty space with a potted plant, as a symbol of hope and renewal.

And that's it! You're now ready to face the void left by your former colleague. Or, you know, just go to the Advanced Creative_goals Leave Strategies subpage for more information.

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, check out our Leaving Without a Pension subpage for some tips on how to exit with a little less regret.