MEETING MINUTES OF CONFUSION

Minutes of the last meeting were lost in a sea of paperwork, only to be rediscovered in the break room fridge.

Agenda items included, but not limited to:

• Item 1: Reorganize the reorganization of the reorganized department.
• Item 2: Determine the correct usage of the stapler.
• Item 3: Decide on the optimal number of meetings to have per week.

Standard Red Tape Strategies for the faint of heart, but let's be real, who has time for that?

We will be meeting again next Thursday, but don't hold me to that. Maybe.

Minutes of Confusion (Redux), because you clearly needed more of the same.

For any other questions or concerns, please don't bother contacting us, we're on our way out.

Next Meeting: Tips and Tricks for the Unsure (Or, how to fake it till you make it)