The Ancient Art of Taking an Unnecessary Break
Chapter 3: Because You Clearly Need a Reminder
In this esteemed tome, we shall delve into the arcane secrets of taking a break from actual work. It's a skill honed over centuries, passed down through the ages, and perfected by the most efficient of bureaucrats.
Step 1: Find the perfect spot to take your break. Not too close, not too far. Ideally, it should be exactly 3.7 meters from the nearest coffee machine. Anything more or less is a recipe for disaster.