Committee of Red Tape Experts

Here, we specialize in creating the most intricate, the most convoluted, and the most delightfully useless bureaucratic procedures.

Our expert team of highly trained professionals has crafted the definitive guide to avoiding the avoidance paradox:

Step 1: Create a Task Force

Establish a task force to study the task force. This will create a sense of urgency and importance, making it easier to justify further meetings and subcommittees.

Continue to Step 2: Create a Task Force to Study the Task Force

Step 2: Create a Task Force to Study the Task Force

Form a new task force to study the first task force. This will create a sense of déjà vu, making it easier to justify the need for more meetings.

Continue to Step 3: Create a Task Force to Study the Task Force

And so on.

Our team is always happy to help you navigate the infinite loop of bureaucratic avoidance. Contact us for more information or to schedule a meeting.

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