For when you're stuck in a meeting that's going nowhere, and the agenda is just a cruel joke.
1. Make a 3-hour PowerPoint presentation on the importance of beige-colored stationery. This will surely lull your colleagues into a coma, giving you ample time to sneak out for a smoke break.
2. Use a font size of 6.5 to ensure that everyone can't read what you're writing. This way, they'll be too busy squinting to notice that you're just making it all up as you go along.
3. Call it a 'synergy meeting'. This will confuse the hell out of everyone, and they'll be too busy trying to figure out what it means to notice that you're just wasting their time.
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