For those who wish to navigate the labyrinthine world of committee agendas, we have compiled a list of essential tips:
Embracing the thrill of delayed action and the agony of indecision will make your committee experience more...enlightening.
As the minutes tick by and the meetings drag on, you'll find yourself surrounded by a sea of paperclips. Learn to cherish them, for they are the keys to unlocking progress.
As the discussion devolves into a never-ending cycle of "have you considered...", "have you thought of...", and "what if...", learn to nod wisely, for it's a skill that will serve you well in the committee world.
In a world where every decision is a matter of debate, learn to find delight in the smallest of things: the font size of the meeting minutes, the color of the committee logo, or the number of chairs at the table.