Red Tape 101: Unwrapping the Mysteries of Bureaucratic Red Tape
Lesson 1: The Art of Waiting in a Straight Line
Step 1: Find a comfortable spot in the straight line and get ready to wait.
Step 2: Stare intensely at the wall in front of you, it's mesmerizing!
Step 3: Practice your best "I'm on hold, I'm on hold" face in the mirror.
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