Bureaucratic Red Tape Tipping
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Red Tape Abbreviations
- RTA (Red Tape Alert: Do Not Approach)
- BTW (Bureaucratic Time Waster)
- CTI (Circularly Trivial Initiative)
- ETI (Evidently Theoretical Initiative)
- MTI (Minuscule Time Investment)
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Bureaucratic Red Tape Tips
- Always fill out form 27-B in triplicate.
- Use the correct font, size 8, Courier, for all documents.
- Never use a phone or computer for anything important. Write it by hand.
- Always, ALWAYS, ALWAYS use the correct acronym.
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