Creating Phantom Projects: A Guide by the Committee for the Advancement of Pointless Committee Agendas

Welcome to the official guide on creating Phantom Projects, brought to you by the Committee for the Advancement of Pointless Committee Agendas. We're glad you asked.

Tips and Tricks for the Aspiring Bureaucrat

• Scheduling Phantom Projects: Because Who Needs Deadlines?
• Reporting Phantom Projects: How to Fill Out 100 Pages of Empty Spreadsheets
• Managing Phantom Projects: Where the Only Thing That Matters is the Size of Your Desk

Remember, a successful Phantom Project is all about appearances, folks! Make sure to include plenty of flowcharts, diagrams, and PowerPoint presentations to confuse and intimidate your colleagues.

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