Pointless Committee Agendas - Bureaucratic Red Tape Tips: Creative Leave Justifications

Subtitle: Because You're Probably Not Actually Sick

Are you tired of actually having to do real work? Do you find the thought of actual productivity overwhelming? Look no further than our comprehensive guide to crafting the perfect pointless committee agenda!

Step 1: The Art of Delaying Meetings

• Meet for 2 hours to discuss something that could have been emailed.
• Take a 30-minute break to grab a snack, because focus.
• Decide to schedule another meeting for the next day to follow up on the previous meeting.

Example Agenda Item: "The Implications of Implications on Implications"

Step 2: The Power of Vagueness

• Use buzzwords like "synergy" and "disrupt" to sound important.
• Make sure to include a vague timeline, like "ASAP" or "Soon-ish".
• Don't actually commit to anything, just say you will "explore options".

Example Agenda Item: "Futurescope: A Vague Vision for the Unseen Future"

Step 3: The Art of Self-Justification

• Claim you're "reorganizing" to sound busy.
• Say you're "focusing on high-priority tasks" to sound important.
• Blame it on someone else, like the "previous administration".

Example Agenda Item: "Reorganizing the Reorganized: A Study on Priorities (and Lack Thereof)"

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