Tip 1: The Power of the Three-Page Rule
For maximum bureaucratic efficiency, always print on at least three pages per document. This ensures that any important information will be buried deep within the middle page, forcing your colleagues to spend at least 10 minutes searching for it.
Read more about Tip 3.5, The Art of Redundant Signature RequirementsTip 2: Always use 10 different font sizes and 15 font colors to ensure maximum readability... not.
Tip 3: Never, ever use plain text in your documents. Only use Comic Sans, as it is a proven fact that it is the most readable font in existence.
Read more about Tip 4, The Joy of Redundant Attachments