Pointless Committee Agendas: Bureaucratic Red Tape Tips

Warning: the following pages contain 10 pages of unnecessary statistics, because that's what we do here.

Statistical Analysis of Internal Emails (Subsection 2)

According to our exhaustive study of 3 hours of email browsing, we found the following trends:

95.6% of all emails sent by John in Accounting were about the weather.
87.2% of all meetings scheduled were cancelled within 5 minutes of sending out the initial invite.
99.9% of all attachments were images of cats.

And the most frequently used words in our emails are:

Meeting
Tentatively
Reschedule
Tentative
Confirm

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We also have a committee member profiles page, because you want to know who's who in this sea of pointless bureaucracy.

Or maybe you'd like to read our annual report from 2022, which contains even more statistics and graphs, because that's what prophets of efficiency do.