Emergency Backdoor Protocol

When the going gets tough, the tough get backdoors.

For optimal backdoor maintenance, follow these emergency procedures:

• Don't get stuck on the stairs. Seriously, it's just a backdoor.
• Call in a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated engineers.
• Perform a quick systems check: is the coffee machine still working? If not, call in a backup team.
• Update your backdoor to the latest version: 2.5.7.1.
• If all else fails, send a strongly worded letter to Management demanding more budget for backdoor maintenance.

For more backdoor maintenance information, visit our Backdoor Upgrade Protocol page.

Or, for a more... creative approach, see our Backdoor Hacks page.

Remember, a well-maintained backdoor is a happy backdoor.

Related Pages

• Backdoor Maintenance Schedule
• Backdoor Implanting Guidelines