Emergency Backdoor Protocol
When the going gets tough, the tough get backdoors.
For optimal backdoor maintenance, follow these emergency procedures:
- Don't get stuck on the stairs. Seriously, it's just a backdoor.
- Call in a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated engineers.
- Perform a quick systems check: is the coffee machine still working? If not, call in a backup team.
- Update your backdoor to the latest version: 2.5.7.1.
- If all else fails, send a strongly worded letter to Management demanding more budget for backdoor maintenance.
For more backdoor maintenance information, visit our Backdoor Upgrade Protocol page.
Or, for a more... creative approach, see our Backdoor Hacks page.
Remember, a well-maintained backdoor is a happy backdoor.
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