Bureaucratic Red Tape Tips: Implanting Backdoors

For when your office is more of a maze than a productivity hub

So, you've managed to get your hands on the keys to the server room. Congratulations! Now, let's talk about what to plant in the backdoors.

For optimal results, we recommend the following:

• Sapling 101: The basics of office papertree cultivation
• Bureaucratic Braille: Planting symbols that only your boss can read
• Sapling Advanced: The art of growing a sentient papertree
• Backdoor Bonkers: The secret to hiding your backdoors from prying eyes

Don't forget to water your backdoors regularly, or they might just wither away under the weight of your boss's expectations.

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