Meeting Protocol Cheat Sheet
1. Arrive late, leave early. It's all about appearances.
2. Speak in jargon. It's fun to sound smart.
3. Take notes, but never actually read them.
More meeting tips (but not really)
1. Fill out form 27-bis, subsection 4-foxtrot.
2. Attach 3x copies of your ID, but make sure they're not too crisp.
3. Wait 47 business days for a response that will still be negative.
Red tape tips for dummies (because you're clearly one)