Pointless Committee Agenda - Red Tape Edition

Meetings that will change the world (or at least your lunch break)

Meeting Date Meeting Topic Action Items
Tomorrow (ish) Reorganizing the Reorganization Committee
  • Item 1: Reconsider the color scheme for the new meeting room
  • Item 2: Decide on the optimal number of meetings per day
  • Item 3: Determine the correct way to fold a fitted shirt
Next Week Formulating a Plan to Make the Coffee Machine Work Properly
  • Item 1: Consult the coffee machine's user manual (again)
  • Item 2: Call in an expert to fix the coffee machine's existential crisis
  • Item 3: Consider replacing the coffee machine with a more reliable one

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