Protocol Overload: A Guide to Bureaucratic Red Tape

By the time you've finished reading this guide, you'll be a master of unnecessary paperwork.

Step 1: Create a 50-page report on the importance of proper stapler placement

Don't just staple it, make sure it's aligned with the company logo.

Subcommittee 1.1: Develop a flowchart to determine the optimal stapler angle

Consult with experts in the field of stapler ergonomics.

View Flowchart

View Stapler Angle Case Studies

Step 2: Conduct a thorough analysis of the company's supply budget

Identify areas of waste and inefficiency, like the 3rd floor copier.

Subcommittee 2.1: Develop a spreadsheet to track paperclip usage by department

Don't let those pesky paper clips slip through the cracks.

View Paperclip Tracking Spreadsheet

And that's just the beginning...

Good luck, and remember: the more paperwork, the merrier.

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