So, you've stumbled upon our committee, have you? Well, congratulations! You've entered the world of Bureaucratic Red Tape, where the only thing that matters is the art of making things harder.
But, you ask, what is Red Tape? Ah, dear citizen, it's the delightful dance of forms, meetings, and pointless meetings that we call "process". You see, we've taken the ancient art of doing nothing and made it a science.
Why should you care? Well, it's quite simple, really. We're not here to make your life easier. No, no, no. Our sole purpose is to ensure that every decision, no matter how trivial, is a grueling, soul-sucking process that drains the life from your very being.
So, don't bother trying to escape. You're now trapped in our world of Red Tape. Enjoy the experience! Or, at the very least, try to.