Step 3: Meeting Schedule

Because we're a committee that exists solely to create pointless agendas, we've crafted a meeting schedule that's as convoluted as possible.

• 8:00 AM: Arrival of the Chairperson
• 8:05 AM: The Chairperson will take 10 minutes to find the meeting room.
• 8:15 AM: The meeting will commence, but only after a 15-minute discussion on the meaning of "commence."
• 9:00 AM: A 45-minute coffee break will occur, because priorities.
• 9:45 AM: The meeting will reconvene, only to realize that the agenda is still pointless.
• 10:30 AM: A 30-minute debate on font sizes will ensue, because font size matters.
• 11:00 AM: The meeting will adjourn, but not before a 30-minute debate on whether or not to adjourn.

Note: This schedule is subject to change, because that's just how we roll.

Want to see how the rest of the committee works? Click here for Step 4: Meeting Subcommittee.