Advanced Red Tape Techniques for the Pros

Step 3: The Art of Creating an Entirely Unnecassary Committee

You've made it to Step 3! Congratulations on your perseverance. Now, let's talk about the real meat of bureaucratic red tape: creating an entire committee just for the sake of it.

Here's a step-by-step guide on how to do it:

  1. Step 3.1: Find the perfect committee chairperson for your committee that does nothing
  2. Step 3.2: Set up a committee meeting schedule that works for you
  3. Step 3.3: Create a committee brochure that says nothing but looks good

And that's it! With these steps, you'll be well on your way to creating an entire committee that does nothing. Remember, the key is to keep it vague, keep it confusing, and keep it looking good.