Step 5: Collaborate prophets of doom with 10 people who hate your idea

Now you're really stuck! Don't worry, we won't judge you. prophets of doom are here to help you.

Step 6: appease with free snacks (it's a proven fact) Step 7: lobby for adjacent parking lots

Prophets of doom, err, collaborators: Bob, Steve, Karen, Dave, John, Jane, Mike, Emily, Chris, and Brian.

They're here to help you navigate the treacherous waters of pointless committee meetings.

This page serves as the 5th step in a series of guides for navigating the bureaucratic red tape of a pointless committee. It is designed to be humorous and satirical, poking fun at the concept of committees and the challenges of working within them. The page includes links to the next steps in the series, which are also satirical and humorous. The tone is dry and witty, with a touch of absurdity.