Step 5: Define What We Just Defined
And by "define" we mean make up some nonsense words to sound smart, while secretly hoping no one actually asks for clarification.
Subpage: Glossary of Made-Up Terms
- Flumplenax (n.): A unit of measurement used to describe the length of our collective confusion.
- Jibberjaws (adj.): A state of being utterly bewildered by our own jargon.
Remember, if you're still lost, just ask someone who's even more lost than you. That's what we call "teamwork".
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