Congratulations, you've made it to Step 5 of our 12-Step program to become a Bureaucratic Mastermind! By now, you're well on your way to becoming a professional expert in filling out form 27B/6, navigating the labyrinthine office politics, and perfecting the art of making a decent coffee in the break room.
Step 6: The Ultimate Bureaucratic Power Point is just around the corner, but don't worry, we won't make you do any actual work. Yet.
Here's a helpful tip to get you through this step: always, always, always bring a snack to meetings. Trust us, it's a game-changer.
Remember, the key to success in Bureaucracy 101 is to never, ever, ever, leave the office. The vending machine will be there for you, patiently waiting, when you need it most.
And, just for kicks, try saying "bureaucracy" five times fast. We dare you.