The Art of Procrastination in the Modern Era
Step 5: Mastering the Art of Bureaucratic Red Tape
Congratulations! You've made it to the penultimate step in our guide. At this point, you're a seasoned pro at doing nothing. But, you still need to hone your skills in the art of navigating red tape.
Here's a list of tips to help you achieve this:
- Learn to love forms. Yes, really love them. Find joy in the intricate dance of filling out paperwork.
- Practice your "lost in thought" facial expression. This will help you appear engrossed when your boss calls you out for slacking off.
- Develop a keen sense of "just one more email" syndrome. This will keep you from getting bored while waiting for replies to your requests.